One Extremely Hyped Lady Gaga Fan Is Creating Laws For ‘Chromatica’ (And Denying Ellen A Visa)

Lady Gaga’s long-awaited (and delayed) sixth album Chromatica is out this Friday, and to set things in order, one Little Monster has created the United States Of Chromatica, a Twitter account currently issuing and denying visas to the utopic planet.

@ChromaticaGov, ran by Twitter user @jayjuniorrr, is proof that stan culture can create art. Founded on May 22, the account is currently very busy setting up laws for the planet, as seen in the music videos for ‘Stupid Love’ and ‘Rain On Me’, the recently released second single with Ariana Grande.

The first rule of order? Cocaine is legal, as is heterosexuality, but the latter is not “ideal”. It’s also an offence to publicly stream Drake, and while COVID-19 hasn’t reached the planet, there are only 100 people allowed to be in a room at any one time.

Several celebrities have been denied entrance from Chromatica, including Ellen, Camila Cabello, Bebe Rexha, Jeffrey Star and RuPaul.

A council has also been created. Azealia Banks will be in charge of education, Drag Race‘s Jasmine Master acts as press secretary and the Cock Destroyers at in charge of TSA at the airport — Carly Rae Jepsen, Nicki Minaj, Princess Peach, Charli XCX and Trixie Mattel also all hold positions of power.

Rihanna’s visa will be approved pending announcement of #R9: after all, Ariana Grande needs it.

As laws continue to evolve, a separate Twitter account for the Chromatica Records Office is currently collating laws, decrees, cabinet appointments and banned individuals.

If you would like to visit Chromatica, please be aware of cultural differences. Hot Coffee is banned, only lesbians are allowed to operate vehicles, and trash-talking Joanne or ARTPOP will result in a life sentence. Transphobia will see individuals spend eternity in space.

With Chromatica out Friday, it’s best to keep up to date with the latest announcements at @ChromaticaGov.

Watch the music video for Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande’s ‘Rain On Me’ below, which was released with a pretty suspect Instagram filter.