Dad thinks wife is being wimp with breastfeeding - soon finds out hard way she's notby Courtney Pochin, https://www.facebook.com/courtneypochinmirror/?modal=admin_todo_tour
A new parent has gone viral on social media after sharing a hilarious post about the reality of breastfeeding.
Ronnie Dunston took to Facebook to say how he had noticed that his wife, Sheba, grimaced in pain each time their daughter attempted to latch onto her breast and feed.
He explained that he thought Sheba needed to "suck it up" and was being a bit of a "chump" as the baby didn't even have teeth yet.
But when his wife was out at the gym and his little girl got hungry, he soon realised that he couldn't have been more wrong about the whole thing.
He said: "So every time my daughter latches on to my wife's nipple she makes this 'ah s**t, this hurts' face. I'm looking like seriously you're not use to it by now, she doesn't even have teeth, suck it up chump lol. BOY DID I have NO CLUE.
"So yesterday my daughter was losing her damn mind looking for the boobie milk. My wife was at the gym, so I carried her downstairs to make a bottle.
"While we're waiting for the bottle to warm up, I'm shirtless and Nubia is laying on my shoulder she starts moving he head all crazy then just starts to suck on my clavicle.
"I laugh and go, 'you're not going to get anything from there buddy'. Son!!! Her suction turned into some blood sucking Dracula type s**t."
He continues: "I'm like WTF. I'm trying to pull her off me like f**k, f**k get off me! I wanted to toss her off me like she was a demon child lol.
"Listen man she had some newborn vampire type strength.
"I quickly made her the bottle like here little focker HERE! I go in the bathroom and look at my neck and this was the result. WTF? Listen I WILL NEVER TALK S**T to my wife ever again, these babies are DANGEROUS."
Ronnie added: "Guys, I want you to NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER underestimate the power of a mother. From birthing a child to breastfeeding YOU SIR are NOT built for this type of pain."
More than 131,000 people have shared his post, with over 77,000 people liking it.
Many have also taken the time to comment and share their reactions.
One person said: "Hahaha, Ronnie I'm dying of laughter and crying. This story made my evening. Lol. Although, I'm sorry about ur bruise, but now u can testify about breastfeeding somewhat."
Someone else wrote: "My husband found out the hard way also! This is cracking me up."
"Ok I’m over here in some serious tears laughing," admitted a different user.
A fourth posted: "Amen! It ain't for the faint of heart."
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