Scanner Reports 2-14-20


By Roger the Scanner Guy

I was really craving ham hocks, lima beans, and cornbread for a long time, it's one of those hot meals that hits you in a good spot especially when it's cold outside it keeps you feeling warm all night. I used to work for a guy that bought me dinner all the time, he and his wife liked to watch me eat. It wasn't one of those weird things, I did it fully clothed. One of the foods he bought me was ham hocks, lima beans, and cornbread. I could slam down 3/4 of a pot of that stuff, good and hot with chili's and a few pitchers of brew. Now, of course, those pitchers would be water but then I was still drinking. I have been thinking about lima beans and ham hocks so much I could almost taste it until yesterday when I was walking through thy blessed MILPAS UNDERPANTS and saw a huge pile of Lima Beans and bits of Ham splattered on the sidewalk in front of a camp. Now I cannot get that odor out of my nose and I almost added to it. I think I will stay on this side of my MILPAS UNDERPANTS a while. I just thought I'd share in case there are other Lima Bean and Ham Hock lovers out there.

I had a little experience with one of those passive-aggressive folks a couple of weeks back in a store, it was an employee. I won't Identify what store where this happened, but I bought a case of water in gallons to the counter. There are 6 gallons of water to a case in a cardboard box, the box is really hard to open and it's a heavy box so I put it on my walker. When I got to the counter the clerk wanted me to open the box put a gallon out making it easier for her to ring it up, but it isn't required of the customer to do it. I mentioned that to the clerk along with the fact that there was a code on top of the box she could just put in the register making it easier for me also. She said she did not do it that way. I asked her if her way was store policy she said "Yes." I said well that is a real pain in the ass, and added "If I hurt my back I could sue the store." She said, "Some people are just sue-happy." It just went back and forth finally I took a gallon out she rang it up bitching and moaning the whole time. As I was leaving I said once again the store policy is a pain in the ass and she said clear as day "You are a pain in the ass." I contacted the manager she lied it wasn't stored policy for me to have to take a gallon out of the box, nor was it store policy for her to call me a pain in the ass. Yes I snitched her ass out, she had it coming now she gives me dirty looks all the time and I must say I like that better than her waiting on me. HERE are YOUR SCANNER REPORTS...

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Will that is all outta me for now. 3 Years ago on the 14th Valentines Day my Nephew Hung Himself, everytime I hear of a Suicide by hanging I cringe, his Brother and best friend found him dead he will more than likely never get the image of seeing his brother like that out of his mind, the anniversary of his death is always a sad time for my family. a family I left long ago though I live far away they are still close to my heart. If your thinking of taking your life get help to talk to someone about what is going on in your head. They used to say in AA Don't leave before the miracle happens, the miracle might be right around the corner...Have a great Weekend...Peter, Molly, Belinda, Midnight, Merlin, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Tom Cat, Tomicina, Clancy, Tiger, Shadow, FREDDIE!, Maxwell, Liza, Zoey, Lola, PoPo, Tiny, Andy, Fish Heads One, and Two, Poncho, Denny, Zeke, Jerry, Walter, Fred, Jonathan, C.J. Brad, Billy, Carl, Stan, Kent, ELMO, Patrick, Christy, Diana, Jim, Ross, Rambo, Sherry, Eddie, Bambi, Pat, Mavis, Lafayette, Ted, Mark, Willie, Mrs MacArthur, Auntie Helen, Bengie, Ricky, David Cox, Po, Marty, Cop John, Bommy, Poppy, June, Muskie, Father Zimmerman, Joseph, Roger, Magruder, Don, Edwin, Cory, Crazy Ed, Debbie, Ken, Isabelle, Jerry, LUCY!, Stobe the Hobo, KFC, John Hancock, Mickey Mantle, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo, John Havlick, Little Mac, Tom Petty, and Chris Willing we will see you on MONday-MONday.  Later,  Roger