Madonna has 'never been with a man with a small penis'

Madonna pushes the boundaries in everything she does, and that includes her concert small talk.

While most popstars ask those in the rafters how they’re doing, or get emotional about the turnout, or maybe share an embarrassing moment from backstage, Madge discusses genitalia and her sexual prowess.

There’s a reason she’s the queen.

The 61-year-old kicked off her residency at London Palladium on Wednesday night after being forced to cancel her first show on Monday due to injury, and judging by reviews, it was a rousing success.

However, it was Madonna’s chat in between her classic tunes that we reckon made the ticket worth the price.

The Like A Virgin singer told the sold-out crowd: ‘What do you call a man with a small penis? The answer is, I wouldn’t f**king know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small d**k.

‘You know size matters, don’t pretend that it doesn’t!’

A pretty glowing reference for Madge’s exes, including ex-husbands Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie.

Madonna also poked fun at herself after she was forced to sit on a chair during a number due to her hip injury.

She said: ‘Usually I kneel for about 20 minutes and that’s fine. I’m good at it, so I’ve been told.’

And after sharing a beer with an audience member, the pop legend quipped: ‘There you go, we have just shared STDs.’

Madonna opted to showcase more of her newer material over old classics during the gig, with tracks from her Madame X album making up the bulk of the setlist.

However, she did perform Vogue, American Life, Frozen and Like A Prayer.

It seems she also chose to cut out the four act one songs – God Control, Dark Ballet, Human Nature and Express Yourself – performed at previous shows to adhere to the London Palladium’s strict 11pm curfew.

Gotta avoid those fines.

Madonna’s shows at the Palladium continue until 16 February.

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